Help Needed With Ebay
Help .. Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?
Yesterday I put in a bid for a “Cowboy Outfit” and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning the Queensland Government
1981 and 2005 Compared
Here’s a comparison of 1981 and 2005
In 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia’s cricketers lost the Ashes
4. The pope died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia’s cricketers lost the Ashes
4. The pope died
Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope.
Indian Call Centres
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, ‘Mister manager, I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said, ‘The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.’
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
Why “Generation Y” ?
Why are Generation Y so called , and who are they?
The Silent Generation are people born before 1946, and the Baby Boomers are people born between 1946 and 1959.
And Generation X are people born between 1960 and 1979
And so Generation Y are people born between 1980 and 1995.
Why do we call the last one generation Y?
No idea, but a cartoonist explains it eloquently below
A Cattle Dog Story
Julia Gillard called Wayne Swan into her office one day and said “Wayne, I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the country voters”.
“Good idea Leader, how will we go about it”? said Wayne.
“Well”, said Gillard, “we get ourselves one of those Driaza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat. Oh, and a blue cattle dog. Then we’ll really look the part. We’ll go to a typical old outback country pub, we’ll show we really enjoy the bush”. …read more
Letter To Editor
Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people why today’s Australian is not willing to accept the new kind of immigrant any longer.
Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to Australia , people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in Sydney and be documented.
Some would even get down on their hands and knees and …read more
Welcome To Australia
Let’s see if this is right.
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan …read more
Looking For A Tinnitus Miracle Cure?
If you suffer from Tinitus you know only too well about ringing in the ears, so is there really a miracle cure?
Maybe you’ve tried many expensive medications available in the market and still found no miracle cure for tinitus.
If you’re doing some research for a loved one that suffers from tinnitus and your searching for a cure, then we should start by expalining what tinnitus is all about …read more
A Cannibal’s Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu..
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Politician: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook replied, ‘Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of it, it takes the whole morning.’
Drink Coffee And Shoot The Bull
What’s it got to do with drinking coffee and shooting bull. A fella walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.”
He gets the Fella a tall mug of coffee …… …read more