What’s The Truth ABout Climate Change?

Long, long long, before mankind, combustion engines, or cattle herds were around to expel carbon dioxide.

There’s nothing really new about climate change on Earth. It’s been going on for Billions of years and it will be going on for billions of years after something has replaced species homo sapiens. …read more

Be Careful What You Wish For

Be Careful What You Wish For ….

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe’ with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s yours?’
‘I’ll have the same,’ says the emu.

A short time later the waitress returns with …read more

How To Enjoy Life

This coming week is National Mental Health Care Week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
Well .. .. . my job is done. Your turn!

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows or take the special bus… you hang in there sunshine, you’re special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

Today’s Message of the Day is:
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile

Send to all the people you love and don’t want to lose in 2010, even me.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we might as well dance.

Weather Report and Global Warming

The Arctic ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulafft, at Bergen, Norway.

Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the …read more

Message To Baby Boomers!

How did we survive growing up?

This is a message to all Baby Boomers and beyond, those born in 1930′s 1940′s, 50′s, 60′s and early 70′s !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and …read more

The Beauty of Mathematics

Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

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Are You A Queensland Property Owner

If Are You A Queensland Property Owner, read on.

Regardless of your political stance, PLEASE read this message through carefully.

The Queesland Government were proposing a referendum in July asking you to vote for a new Queensland Constitution.

It will be sold to you in glowing terms, but please know that if this referendum is won by government it will literally turn Queensland into a republic where there will be NO COMMON LAW… …read more

Where’s Your Seniors Card?

Who told you that you need to be over 50 (fifty years old) to recieve a seniors card?

If your husband / wife is over fifty and you haven’t got there yet, you are still eligible to get a seniors card through your older spouse

We have friends that don’t leave home without their seniors card. they flash it everywhere

All European Life Died In Auschwitz

All European Life Died In Auschwitz
This is a translation of an article from a Spanish newspaper written by a Catholic Spaniard before the “Danish Cartoon” exercise.

It is not a recent article, but it does make you think. But please do remember that not all 20 million Muslims in Europe have “brought us stupidity and ignorance, religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and poverty due to an unwillingness to work and support their families with pride.” Unfortunately it is not entire untruthful either. And I wish Europe, as many other countries do, would start to make demands on the quality of people who are invited to come live here.

With some reservations, I’m posting the translation in full. If it turns out this is a fake, let’s steal a page from the MSM and call it “fake but accurate.”‘

As final proof of the truth of this article, go to any European and tell him a thousand Jews are coming into his city and he will say, “Great, and in what area are they going to invest?” Now change ‘Jew’ to ‘Muslim’ and the response would be “Crap, and what area are they going to destroy?”
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Thanks For Your E-mails

Thank you to everybody for the all e-mails you have forwarded over the past year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat wee in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because …read more

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